Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[virtualsystem]

[don't get distracted by stelle calling you cute don't get distracted by stelle calling you cute don't get distracted--]

So how did the potion turn into demon summoning.

[starcinoma]

Is THAT why I get so woozy after sex??

[avestan]

i mean shes really dumb
she probably doesnt need that much brain blood

[starcinoma]

My massive hog begets nothing but destruction...

[virtualsystem]

I don't have enough data.

[virtualsystem]

She is not, don't say that.

[starcinoma]

I gave her the potion and she turned into a demon.

[avestan]

ill say
it would definitely destroy me

[virtualsystem]

So
I guess what we've learned is, when requesting potions and stuff, be specific about what you want.

[avestan]

she is tho

[endtheirworld]

I have the ability to hit you with the horny bat AND put you in horny jail and I'm not afraid to use it!
You won't be able to get out until Kiana wakes up and lets you out!

[endyourstory]

I'll probably just let you out instantly
When we're in the same body she can't really stop me from taking over even if I don't like interrupting her
And when we're not she can't really stop me from just doing things
Unless it makes her sad obviously
But she's not actually that mad about any of this and it's mean to void people for thinking swimsuits look nice

[starcinoma]

Three point one rapidly stiffening apples.

[endtheirworld]

This is why I should be allowed to commit murders!!!!

[avestan]

i mean itd have to be a pretty special jail to hold me anyway

[endtheirworld]

Oh
Okay

[endtheirworld]

IT IS A HIGHER DIMENSIONAL SPACE THAT CANNOT BE NAVIGATED BY WORMS THAT CAN'T EVEN SEE TESSERACTS PROPERLY

[endtheirworld]

STELLE

[endyourstory]

AIOS are you like the team mom

[avestan]

wait really

[endyourstory]

I'm pretty dumb and I think we have the same level of intellect
I can't even do math
(Spacetime navigation calculations don't count those are instinctual)

[avestan]

ok yeah thatd work
i cant do the higher dimensional stuff in this form

[avestan]

ehh im talking more in a lack of common sense kind of way
though that does also apply to you both

[endyourstory]

Yeah I only have comet sense
😞

[avestan]

😒