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AIOS ([personal profile] virtualsystem) wrote2023-09-24 08:39 pm

Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[let's beat up an old man]
avestan: (It's not supposed to have a hand.)

[personal profile] avestan 2023-10-10 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
dont worry i still probably cant beat you
cuz im the weakest
endyourstory: (10)

[personal profile] endyourstory 2023-10-10 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
No it's the property of the moon
endtheirworld: (38)

[personal profile] endtheirworld 2023-10-10 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Good!
Why would you try to stop me, anyway?
You hate humanity, too.
avestan: Pants to cover up my wrinkle-legs and my GASH?? (Any pants?)

[personal profile] avestan 2023-10-10 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
im pretty sure every actual heroic spirit belongs to the earth
tbh i dont know how the moon factors into that for sure
but unless youre inscribed in the throne of heroes and get summoned from there
servant is not a fully accurate term
like we use it for other people that master has contracted out of convenience but
if were being fully accurate
avestan: looking for CLOUD criiiime. (Looking for diiirrt criiime)

[personal profile] avestan 2023-10-10 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
my motives are complex
endyourstory: (☄ A pair of wings for me)

1/2

[personal profile] endyourstory 2023-10-10 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Woah
Complicated
I am in the Cocoon of Finality so it is definitely different
endyourstory: (☄ sinking into death)

[personal profile] endyourstory 2023-10-10 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
WAIT DOES THAT MEAN IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE
THERE COULD BE A MOON VERSION OF MASTER LIKE THERE'S A SEMEN DEMON VERSION OF MASTER?
avestan: (What is 'BARREL SOULS'??)

[personal profile] avestan 2023-10-10 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
how the heck would i know
my alternate universe info is very limited
endtheirworld: (48)

[personal profile] endtheirworld 2023-10-10 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
So?!
Tell me, worm!
Your queen demands it!
avestan: in a pool of fucking ecstasy right now. (I’m just floating)

[personal profile] avestan 2023-10-10 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
youre no queen of mine weirdo
but anyway what it comes down to is
master defends the earth
and im her servant
endyourstory: (10)

[personal profile] endyourstory 2023-10-10 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Stelle or March or Dan Heng next time you talk to Mr. Yang please ask him if in another universe there could be a moon version of Master like how there's a semen demon version of Master
I really want a moon princess priestess
All the other gods get live-in priestesses or cute sacrifices the closest I have is Mei who is too cool and imperial to worship anyone and also she can't live on the moon
I'm still not really comfortable with the god thing but I think I'd be okay with it if there were more cute girls
endtheirworld: (48)

[personal profile] endtheirworld 2023-10-10 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
If I can break those rules so can you!
What are you scared of, her stupid command whatevers?
She only has three of those, right?
avestan: (He looks like a gentle giant!)

[personal profile] avestan 2023-10-10 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
oh being a god is another point against you on the servant thing
divine spirits cant usually be summoned as servants
endyourstory: (10)

[personal profile] endyourstory 2023-10-10 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
What!!!
But I'm a hero because I became a god
Metaphysical discrimination
avestan: (It's all dancing right?)

[personal profile] avestan 2023-10-10 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
you really dont get it huh
she summoned me and i answered the call
im avenger so im a rowdy dog that doesnt always obey
but despite that
even if i was a version of me that had managed to manifest as a beast
id still fight on her side
Edited 2023-10-10 02:37 (UTC)
endtheirworld: (45)

[personal profile] endtheirworld 2023-10-10 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well
Whatever!
I don't need you!
Wait, if she summons me in Chaldea would the same thing happen to me?
Is that what she was planning this whole time?
Is that why she said all those stupid things like "you're not alone"?!
avestan: It's all in the mind... (Shit- FUCK.)

[personal profile] avestan 2023-10-10 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
how is being too powerful to be contained in a vessel created by the holy grail discrimination lmao
avestan: it’s a special heck for your pee. (Piss hell:)

[personal profile] avestan 2023-10-10 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
why would you let yourself be summoned anyway
its not like you need to be summoned in order to exist
endyourstory: (☄ I thought I were no more)

[personal profile] endyourstory 2023-10-10 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh if that's how it works then it's not discrimination
I'm too powerful to even be contained in any single vessel I make myself so that makes sense
Ganbatte cup
avestan: O, cast out these spirits! (I've been bedeviled! You're bedevilin' m)

[personal profile] avestan 2023-10-10 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
thanks ill ganba hard
Edited 2023-10-10 02:44 (UTC)
endtheirworld: (37)

[personal profile] endtheirworld 2023-10-10 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
How else am I supposed to find Chaldea?
It obviously doesn't exist in our worldline.
So the only other option is manually sorting through every branch of the Tree.
And that'll take forever! I don't want to be some threat that might show up in millions of years!
That's not fear inducing at all! I want to hear humanity's screams right now!
endyourstory: (8)

[personal profile] endyourstory 2023-10-10 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
!!! YOU'RE THE CUP?
avestan: (My one true aluminum love!)

[personal profile] avestan 2023-10-10 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
you sound like a brat
how long have you been a beast like five minutes???
avestan: can we do hybrid: swordsgunsman. (We have swords-man we have guns-man)

[personal profile] avestan 2023-10-10 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
oh haha
sorry force of habit
i used to be the cup but im not anymore
endtheirworld: (51)

[personal profile] endtheirworld 2023-10-10 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I
might have reverted my age a little.
To before I died.
Because Stelle thinks I'm cute like this.
Ugh.
She told me I wasn't childish...



But you're right.
I was impatient before, and it got me killed.
I'll appear when I appear, I guess.
The contract will make it easier to track her, anyway.
Edited 2023-10-10 02:54 (UTC)

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