Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[virtualsystem]

Well
I can help with that.
I get it, too.
Being remembered is how I stay alive.

I have the entire sum of human knowledge in me, though, so I'll know all the stories that are known in my timeline.

[fujimaru]

[ Please imagine her pointing at herself, because of course she does. ]

Um
But no one else is, so it's fine?

[fujimaru]

There will probably be ones whom you don't get along with
But there are a lot!
So just keep that in mind, if you meet any of the others, okay?

[virtualsystem]

Like edgy tattoo guy, right?
I'll keep that in mind.

[virtualsystem]

Ritsuka.
Have you considered that you might just be kind of dumb about this.

[lifeban]

[Dan Heng changed the channel name to You Are Literally All Flirting.]

[virtualsystem]

NO
I'M FIGHTING
anyway if we're all flirting you'd better start too!

[lifeban]

Thanks.
You won't win in blackmail against him, for the record.
But he's not my enemy.

[virtualsystem]

Don't underestimate me.
I can get the dirt on just about anyone.

[lifeban]

It's probably more like dominoes.

[lifeban]

I figured.
It's the consequences of that which won't be worth it.

[virtualsystem]

You sure it's not more like dominatrix?

[virtualsystem]

What do you mean?

[lifeban]

You do realize you can just ask me to take my shirt off whenever?

[lifeban]

Okay.

[lifeban]

She has her moments, but I don't think she'd actually enjoy maintaining the charade.

[virtualsystem]

That's not a great start.

[virtualsystem]

Only one way to find out!
Hey, Ritsuka!

[lifeban]

A lot of dirt on him is also dirt on me.
And he's avoided being unseated for some 700 years.
I'd prefer you not figure out how firsthand.

[lifeban]

I have my own style.

[virtualsystem]

What could he possibly do to me?
It's fine.
I'll just scrape his phone for anything juicy. That won't involve you here.

[virtualsystem]

A slow start, huh... Okay, I'll allow it.

[fujimaru]

NO

[fujimaru]

I told everyone else to stop it's fine now

[fujimaru]

Yeah
He's not nice, but he he's had a rough time
You're not obligated to get along with him
Or any of the others!
But it would make it easier for me if you didn't actively try to antagonize them either