Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

Comments

[endtheirworld]

(I'm being sarcastic. I'm going to kill her and everyone who tries to stop me.)

[fujimaru]

Vetoed
I'm too busy to put dying on my to-do list anytime soon

[endtheirworld]

See? She's simply too busy to die.

[virtualsystem]

Ritsuka.
You can use Command Spells for this, right?

[fujimaru]

I can if she's actively trying to kill me
But just threatening is fine

[starcinoma]

She wouldn't be able to do it anyway. I would teleport to Ritsuka's side and take the flames for her

And then I would kiss her and she would forget she was trying to kill Ritsuka. This plan is flawless.

[ it's not flirting if it's actually the best plan you have right. ]

[endyourstory]

Traiblazer that's such a good plan!!!!
Way better than Mei's plan for me
There's not even a cult involved

[starcinoma]

Why was there a


Actually, more important question
What class are you?

[endyourstory]

Pretender
Which
It being called that kind of defeats the point I think
Weird system

[starcinoma]

Huh.


I don't really know what that's supposed to be like. Sorry

[endyourstory]

?
What do you mean
Why are you apologizing

[starcinoma]

I wanted to know which one of us had type advantage and I just don't know.

[ this is Very Serious. ]

[endyourstory]

Oh I think we'll probably find out
You're probably going to shoot me at some point
Probably when I'm writing a letter to my sister
Or something

[avestan]

i still dont get why any of you have classes in the first place

1/2

[starcinoma]

The hotel's magic is capable of letting two people from worlds with conflicting magical systems interface with each other. It's probably that the dream of the hotel is converting our own natural existences into Ghost Liners, while Ritsuka's conception of us within the dream acts alongside her natural prana to produce a fitting amount of Spiritrons to engage with the Throne of Heroes. Normally, this would probably only produce simple servants from the first Holy Grail War as envisioned, but the magical contract with me allowed the Stellaron temporary access to Akasha, forcing a brief period of time where the system went haywire and several Extra classes were summoned in rapid succession.

2/2

[starcinoma]

Or maybe it's because we were all cool enough to be Servants to begin with.

That seems likelier the more I think about it

Re: 2/2

[avestan]

implying servants are cool

[starcinoma]

All servants but Avengers are cool

[avestan]

hey thats uncalled for
call me uncool all you want but leave the kids alone
theyre cute and havent done anything wrong

[starcinoma]

Oh. Sorry

What are other Avengers like?

[avestan]

like i said
theyre cute
and actually scratch my earlier comment some of them are even pretty cool
like the count guy with his black hat and cloak when he goes all swoosh and shoots out beams

[starcinoma]

He gets lasers??

[avestan]

yeah
even though hes not a saber