Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

Comments

[avestan]

damn your brain is huge

[endtheirworld]

Of course it is.
That's why they call me Void Queen Magical☆Sirin!

[avestan]

with a ☆ even...
wowee...

[virtualsystem]

I feel stupider for having even participated in this conversation.

[avestan]

as you should
i think it has been thoroughly shown who is stupid here

[virtualsystem]

Yes!
You!
You're a black hole in which intelligence goes to die!

[avestan]

youre not wrong about parts of that at least

[endtheirworld]

[virtualsystem]

You don't know what a computer is but you can just casually calculate this idiot's schwarzschild radius?

[endtheirworld]

I'm the Herrscher of the Void, not the Herrscher of Reason ☆

[virtualsystem]

A black hole isn't a void.
It's kind of the opposite of a void.
There's a lot in there.

[avestan]

oh thats right
then you were totally off im not a black hole at all

[endtheirworld]

I continue to be the Herrscher of the Void and not the Herrscher of Reason.
I can't explain why "void" means "the fabric of physical space, including but not limited to the lack thereof".
It just does!


And he's right, once again.
Your breasts, on the other hand...

[virtualsystem]

My breasts are massive, but not a black hole.
Why are we bringing them up right now.

[avestan]

because theyre denser than even me

[endtheirworld]

^

[virtualsystem]

No, they're delightfully soft and squishy, actually.
Unlike your skull, which is denser than neutronium.

[avestan]

im not going to believe that without physical proof

[endtheirworld]

Wait, this is getting back into stupid mutt territory.

[virtualsystem]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THEM UP

[avestan]

woof woof! bark!

[endtheirworld]

Nya-et!
I brought them up in a completely innocent and pure way!

[avestan]

theres no such thing as innocent or pure when im part of the conversation