Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[fujimaru]

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Since when????????????

[virtualsystem]

SINCE THE START.

[fujimaru]

Is this actually for real-real????????

[virtualsystem]

YES
SERVANTS SOUND OFF IF YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH RITSUKA

[phothawgraphy]

I thought we'd been flirting ever since we met.
And then we had sex and all that stuff...

[phothawgraphy]

I don't think that's true.

[phothawgraphy]

You said you wanted to flirt, too. So...

[virtualsystem]

If it has even a tiny chance of affecting her behavior so she DOESN'T GET INJURED, then I'll be doing it anyway!

[lifeban]

Ritsuka. If you try to pretend I haven't been flirting with you from the start, I'm putting you in a headlock.

[virtualsystem]

Yeah, well!



I'm definitely absolutely not jealous!

[She is very jealous and lonely. :(]

[starcinoma]

Ritsuka doesn't want me to do it in this chat, though...

[virtualsystem]

And obviously me too!
SEE?

[fujimaru]

brb gonna see if a window opens so I can jump out of it

[virtualsystem]

DONT YOU DARE IM COMING TO YOUR PHONE IF YOU TRY IT

[fujimaru]

[ LEFT ON READ ]

[phothawgraphy]

Do you need a hug? I can come give you a hug.

[virtualsystem]

Of course I don't need a hug!




But I guess if you REALLY want to come over for that I wouldn't say no, since I'm so magnanimous.

[phothawgraphy]

Oh.
Well...
Good luck with that!

[phothawgraphy]

Okay!

[ Someone is KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AIOS. ]

[virtualsystem]

That was fast?!

[The door opens, though...]

PSA, some time later

[fujimaru]

So this probably isn't going to mean anything to anyone but
Apparently I can make contracts with the Beast class (ㆆ_ㆆ) THAT'S never happened before
Anyway
Just wanted people to know!
+1
Good night!!!!!!!

[virtualsystem]

wait what
a: Who am I supposed to add for this?
b: WHAT DID YOU DO, RITSUKA

[fujimaru]

I'm sleeping now shhhhhhhhhh

[virtualsystem]

I WILL MAKE YOUR PHONE BLAST THE MOST ANNOYING MUSIC I CAN GENERATE RITSUKA

[fujimaru]

AIOS you'll disturb the baby