Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[virtualsystem]

I WILL MAKE YOUR PHONE BLAST THE MOST ANNOYING MUSIC I CAN GENERATE RITSUKA

[fujimaru]

AIOS you'll disturb the baby

[virtualsystem]

Baby-
RITSUKA DID YOU GET KNOCKED UP BY A BEAST

[fujimaru]

No no
It's me
I'm the baby
I'm being disturbed

[virtualsystem]

Okay, listen, I know this sounds stupid, but in this stupid place, I do have to ask.
You're meaning that as just you don't want to be disturbed, right?
You didn't drink something weird and turn into a baby?
Because I have seen drinks do weird things to people here.

[fujimaru]

Yes
I'm still not entirely sure what happened
It just happened!
But I'm still me

[virtualsystem]

Good.
I just wanted to be sure because this place is stupid and Stelle's some kind of weird horse now.

Who is the Beast?

[AIOS may qualify for Beast herself, but she's not one. For now.]

[fujimaru]

Sirin

[virtualsystem]

The one who tried to murder Stelle?

[fujimaru]

I'm pretty sure they're both consenting adults

[virtualsystem]

I'm overruling that consent.
Stelle isn't allowed to get hurt.

[fujimaru]

That's a discussion for the two of you, not me

[virtualsystem]

I know. I'll-
Wait.
Does this mean you also have a contract with Kiana?

[fujimaru]

I don't know
I'll find out when I talk to her again

[virtualsystem]

Is "Girl-Obsessor" a class? It should be just for her.

[fujimaru]

No
But I'll find out eventually what her class is

[virtualsystem]

I bet it's Berserker.

[fujimaru]

I'll find out eventually one way or another