Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

Comments

[starcinoma]

It might be better if she doesn't. I don't know if you'd like going as hard as she does...

[phothawgraphy]

I like going as hard as you do~

[virtualsystem]

I- I am not-! I'm perfect and flawless and a super AI, remember!!

[WHY THE HAIR RUFFLE why does she like this!!!]

[phothawgraphy]

Yeah, so? Being embarrassed doesn't mean you're imperfect. It means you're just a person like anyone else.

[virtualsystem]

[She wants to reflexively protest that she's not a person, she's BETTER than being a person.

But also, being acknowledged as a person is basically all she wants.

This is leaving her as a complicated, contradicting mess where she has no actual responses.]

I- Well- Ugh!!!!

[starcinoma]

The last time we had sex, Sirin set me on fire and I shot a hole in her chest.

[virtualsystem]

[Added Kiana to the group chat
Added tattoo guy to the group chat]

I think this is everyone now? Ritsuka if you have any more Servants you gotta tell us.

[avestan]

thanks for adding me last
btw never trust an avengers word i will definitely stab ppl

[virtualsystem]

What?
You can't do that!
You agreed!

[endtheirworld]

I wasn't aware that this contract meant I had to waste time talking to a bunch of worms.

[endyourstory]

[and then right after that: ]

Sorry about that!
We've been in kind of a bad mood since this morning
Because of the you know

[endyourstory]

But only for revenge right

[virtualsystem]

No?
No I don't know.
Maybe you and Sirin should have separate accounts on this to make it easier.

[avestan]

i have this special power
its called lying

[avestan]

nah i dont need a reason

[avestan]

oh theres 2 of you

[endyourstory]

But we're the same person
I know we're doing the whole kaslana sisters thing now but
We still only have one phone

[virtualsystem]

I have a special power too.
It's called 'banning you from the chat if you stab people'.

[endyourstory]

No there's one of me it's complicated

[virtualsystem]

Are you the same person?
At least, one of you is a lot ruder than the other.
And I'm pretty sure one of you is a lot hornier than the other too.

[endyourstory]

???
Then why avenger and not assassiner

[avestan]

😱

[avestan]

the avenger class is about avenging not about taking revenge

[avestan]

sure seems like it

[virtualsystem]

So you'd better behave.