Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

Comments

[avestan]

😱

[virtualsystem]

So you'd better behave.

[avestan]

lol

[fujimaru]

He's an Avenger, that's what they do

[virtualsystem]

He's an Avenger, not a Stabber.

[fujimaru]

Sometimes it's the same picture

[avestan]

"sometimes" wwwwwwww

[fujimaru]

Sometimes it's ServaFes and Jeanne is distracted

[avestan]

implying i know what anyone gets up to at events i dont go to

[fujimaru]

Ehhhhhhh if you wanted to be part of our circle you just had to ask
OK I'll pencil you in for next year

[avestan]

no thanks

[fujimaru]

You, too, can experience the stress and despair of crunch week before con

[avestan]

why do you keep threatening me like this

[fujimaru]

Because you sounded lonely

[avestan]

ಠ_ಠ

[fujimaru]

I don't get to pick who gets involved in stuff, you know that, right?
But if you want to I'd make an effort

[virtualsystem]

That's bad.
Isn't it?
Stabbing is bad.

[fujimaru]

I don't make up the classes
I just work with them

[virtualsystem]

Okay.
I'm going to reverse-engineer Command Spells to make him not stab people.

[fujimaru]

Please don't
We try not to overwrite free will here

[virtualsystem]

Stabbing is bad, Ritsuka!

[fujimaru]

So is overriding free will??

[virtualsystem]

So is stabbing!!!

[fujimaru]

He's probably not going to do it to anyone who hasn't consented
But I trust him not to do it indiscriminately while he's one of mine

[virtualsystem]

uuuuuuugh.
Fine.
If you say that then I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

The "stabbing booth" idea is still stupid and weird though.