Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[endyourstory]

I love stupid Halloween bullshit
My aunt turned into a vampire nun one Halloween
I want to go to Chaldea now

[avestan]

(ㆆ_ㆆ)
its not stupid halloween bullshit most of the time
mostly its super serious world endy bullshit
except when its summer christmas or valentines day i guess
or a gudaguda event

[endyourstory]

Oh well I mean I dealt with world endy bullshit too though
That's why I'm divine and summonable now?




SUMMER EVENTS?
SWIMSUITS?????

[avestan]

ok whatever

but yeah theres swimsuits

[endyourstory]

I'M ON MY WAY
I have so many swimsuits
Do you wanna see them??????

[avestan]

i mean
yes???

[endyourstory]

Ok these first two are from awhile ago!!!
They're K-423 Lily

(pictures big)

Then there's this one which is the cutest one I think
Sirin wore it for a beach concert!!!

(pictures big)

And then this is the most recent one.
Moon goddess drip!

(pictures big)

[avestan]

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[endtheirworld]

Are AIOS and I the only ones concerned about all the oversexed mutts in this chat?

[avestan]

yes

[virtualsystem]

MORE DETAIL

[virtualsystem]

Seems like it.

[starcinoma]

I asked the front desk for a potion that would make us fit perfectly together.

Because of my hog.


I'm very sorry.

[starcinoma]

Your swimsuit looks really nice Sirin

[virtualsystem]

Is this because of my survey.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean for you to START DOING WEIRD DEMON POTIONS ABOUT IT

[starcinoma]

No? You're the only one who's complained, and I think it's cute when you do that. I'm not going to try and change you.
Besides, you can just deal with the size.
Finality too

But if I do that to Ritsuka, she might die??

[avestan]

what the fuck how big is it

[starcinoma]

Three point one apples

[avestan]

apples come in lots of sizes
that could mean reasonable or ridiculous or REALLY ridiculous

[virtualsystem]

31.24cm long, 6.35 wide, with a knotted base that was 7.6 cm before becoming fully enlarged.

1/2

[starcinoma]

The apples that are apple size

One moment

[avestan]

why is it like that

2/2

[starcinoma]

[ congrats, doodle. she's just

gonna send a dick pic. a dick pic which is, quite frankly, enormous. it's not even at full mast and it's very clear how it would reach aios's measurements below. ]

Three point one slightly soft apples right now

[virtualsystem]

BETTER QUESTION
HOW DOES SHE HAVE ENOUGH BLOOD TO GET ERECT WITHOUT PASSING OUT FROM LOSING BLOOD TO HER BRAIN

Re: 2/2

[avestan]

damn
that is one big hog