Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

Comments

[endtheirworld]

Are AIOS and I the only ones concerned about all the oversexed mutts in this chat?

[avestan]

yes

[endtheirworld]

I have the ability to hit you with the horny bat AND put you in horny jail and I'm not afraid to use it!
You won't be able to get out until Kiana wakes up and lets you out!

[endyourstory]

I'll probably just let you out instantly
When we're in the same body she can't really stop me from taking over even if I don't like interrupting her
And when we're not she can't really stop me from just doing things
Unless it makes her sad obviously
But she's not actually that mad about any of this and it's mean to void people for thinking swimsuits look nice

[avestan]

i mean itd have to be a pretty special jail to hold me anyway

[endtheirworld]

IT IS A HIGHER DIMENSIONAL SPACE THAT CANNOT BE NAVIGATED BY WORMS THAT CAN'T EVEN SEE TESSERACTS PROPERLY

[avestan]

ok yeah thatd work
i cant do the higher dimensional stuff in this form

[virtualsystem]

Seems like it.

[endtheirworld]

This is why I should be allowed to commit murders!!!!

[virtualsystem]

NO
NO MURDERS

[avestan]

yes murders

[endtheirworld]

Always murders!
Kiana might think she's learned that murders don't solve any problem, but that's why I still exist!
To remind her MURDER SOLVES EVERY PROBLEM

[virtualsystem]

I WILL PUT YOU BOTH IN TIME OUT SO HELP ME

[starcinoma]

Your swimsuit looks really nice Sirin

[endtheirworld]

Oh
Okay

[phothawgraphy]

isn't that what this place is for???

[endtheirworld]

Not like this!!!

[phothawgraphy]

I'm having a good time though.

Have we met? I dunno if I know all of Ritsuka's Servants.

[endtheirworld]

Beast-class Servant, Void Queen Magical☆Sirin!

[avestan]

wait
youre a beast
seriously
???????

[endtheirworld]

That's right!
The Queen of the Apocalypse!
The Will of the Honkai!
God's Blessed Sevant, sent to deliver judgement for humanity's sins!
Miracle☆Magical Girl Sirin ☆

[phothawgraphy]

Oh yeah, Sirin! Hi!

I don't know what class I am yet. It's hard. I think I might be an Archer, but someone said Archers don't actually use bows.

[endtheirworld]

But they're Archers?
Kiana could have been an Archer.
And she uses guns, those are just faster bows.

[avestan]

you definitely dont know all of her servants lmao

[phothawgraphy]

well yeah! I meant here! Obviously.