Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

Comments

[avestan]

you definitely dont know all of her servants lmao

[phothawgraphy]

well yeah! I meant here! Obviously.

[avestan]

obviously
and none of you guys are actually servants so theres that too

[phothawgraphy]

I do really good shields and shoot ice arrows though.

[avestan]

oh ok
whats your legend
what hero of myth are you
howd you die

[phothawgraphy]

Actually I lost all my memories so I don't know.

[avestan]

uh huh
you do at least have a noble phantasm right

[phothawgraphy]

Glacial Cascade!

[avestan]

never heard of it

[phothawgraphy]

I shoot a bunch of ice arrows and it freezes all the bad guys in place for a bit.

[avestan]

you know a noble phantasm is more than just a flashy special move right

[phothawgraphy]

I'm pretty sure it's just a flashy special move even if you like to say it isn't.

[avestan]

oh ok i guess youd know better
my bad

[phothawgraphy]

Glad we agree.

[avestan]

yup
youre a true brain genius
filled with knowledge

[endyourstory]

Wait wait wait
If that's all you need
Doesn't that make me an actual Servant????

[avestan]

is your soul the property of the planet

[endyourstory]

No it's the property of the moon

[avestan]

im pretty sure every actual heroic spirit belongs to the earth
tbh i dont know how the moon factors into that for sure
but unless youre inscribed in the throne of heroes and get summoned from there
servant is not a fully accurate term
like we use it for other people that master has contracted out of convenience but
if were being fully accurate

1/2

[endyourstory]

Woah
Complicated
I am in the Cocoon of Finality so it is definitely different

[endyourstory]

WAIT DOES THAT MEAN IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE
THERE COULD BE A MOON VERSION OF MASTER LIKE THERE'S A SEMEN DEMON VERSION OF MASTER?

[avestan]

how the heck would i know
my alternate universe info is very limited

[endyourstory]

Stelle or March or Dan Heng next time you talk to Mr. Yang please ask him if in another universe there could be a moon version of Master like how there's a semen demon version of Master
I really want a moon princess priestess
All the other gods get live-in priestesses or cute sacrifices the closest I have is Mei who is too cool and imperial to worship anyone and also she can't live on the moon
I'm still not really comfortable with the god thing but I think I'd be okay with it if there were more cute girls

[avestan]

oh being a god is another point against you on the servant thing
divine spirits cant usually be summoned as servants

[endyourstory]

What!!!
But I'm a hero because I became a god
Metaphysical discrimination