Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

Comments

[avestan]

why not
give one good reason

[virtualsystem]

The eternal loss of a mind from the universe is inherently a bad thing because then knowledge is lost.

[avestan]

all past present and future knowledge is stored by akasha
much more efficiently than by humans
no knowledge is ever truly removed from the universe

[endtheirworld]

He's right.
In fact, I have direct access to the Void Archives, so the only difficulty is sorting through it all ☆

[virtualsystem]

It doesn't count until you have ways to pull the information back out.

[avestan]

whos the "you" in this equation
are you just mad about the idea of information you personally cant access
thats not common sense thats just selfishness aios
theres nothing wrong with being selfish but you cant expect everyone to just satisfy your whims

[virtualsystem]

What's more selfish than killing people?!

[avestan]

i never said i wasnt selfish
try to keep up

[endtheirworld]

Also, it's actually a net decrease in selfishness.
Humans are inherently selfish, so every human killed means the world becomes less selfish even if the person killing them is also selfish.
Checkmate, bunbun ☆

[avestan]

damn your brain is huge

[endtheirworld]

Of course it is.
That's why they call me Void Queen Magical☆Sirin!

[avestan]

with a ☆ even...
wowee...

[virtualsystem]

I feel stupider for having even participated in this conversation.

[avestan]

as you should
i think it has been thoroughly shown who is stupid here

[virtualsystem]

Yes!
You!
You're a black hole in which intelligence goes to die!

[avestan]

youre not wrong about parts of that at least

[endtheirworld]

[virtualsystem]

You don't know what a computer is but you can just casually calculate this idiot's schwarzschild radius?

[endtheirworld]

I'm the Herrscher of the Void, not the Herrscher of Reason ☆

[virtualsystem]

A black hole isn't a void.
It's kind of the opposite of a void.
There's a lot in there.

[avestan]

oh thats right
then you were totally off im not a black hole at all

[endtheirworld]

I continue to be the Herrscher of the Void and not the Herrscher of Reason.
I can't explain why "void" means "the fabric of physical space, including but not limited to the lack thereof".
It just does!


And he's right, once again.
Your breasts, on the other hand...

[virtualsystem]

My breasts are massive, but not a black hole.
Why are we bringing them up right now.

[avestan]

because theyre denser than even me

[endtheirworld]

^