Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

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[let's beat up an old man]

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[avestan]

wait
youre a beast
seriously
???????

[endtheirworld]

That's right!
The Queen of the Apocalypse!
The Will of the Honkai!
God's Blessed Sevant, sent to deliver judgement for humanity's sins!
Miracle☆Magical Girl Sirin ☆

[avestan]

but youre not planning on coming back to chaldea right

1/2

[endtheirworld]

That's exactly why I forced Master to make a contract with me.
I'm going to follow her home.
I'm going to break whatever precious friend of hers is protecting her from the Honkai.

/3 actually

[endtheirworld]

And then I'm going to incinerate humanity by destroying its last hope.

[endtheirworld]

Tehe~☆

[avestan]

you know
i actually get a damage bonus against beasts

[endtheirworld]

Cheater!!!

[avestan]

dont worry i still probably cant beat you
cuz im the weakest

[endtheirworld]

Good!
Why would you try to stop me, anyway?
You hate humanity, too.

[avestan]

my motives are complex

[endtheirworld]

So?!
Tell me, worm!
Your queen demands it!

[avestan]

youre no queen of mine weirdo
but anyway what it comes down to is
master defends the earth
and im her servant

[endtheirworld]

If I can break those rules so can you!
What are you scared of, her stupid command whatevers?
She only has three of those, right?

[avestan]

you really dont get it huh
she summoned me and i answered the call
im avenger so im a rowdy dog that doesnt always obey
but despite that
even if i was a version of me that had managed to manifest as a beast
id still fight on her side

[endtheirworld]

Well
Whatever!
I don't need you!
Wait, if she summons me in Chaldea would the same thing happen to me?
Is that what she was planning this whole time?
Is that why she said all those stupid things like "you're not alone"?!

[avestan]

why would you let yourself be summoned anyway
its not like you need to be summoned in order to exist

[endtheirworld]

How else am I supposed to find Chaldea?
It obviously doesn't exist in our worldline.
So the only other option is manually sorting through every branch of the Tree.
And that'll take forever! I don't want to be some threat that might show up in millions of years!
That's not fear inducing at all! I want to hear humanity's screams right now!

[avestan]

you sound like a brat
how long have you been a beast like five minutes???

[endtheirworld]

I
might have reverted my age a little.
To before I died.
Because Stelle thinks I'm cute like this.
Ugh.
She told me I wasn't childish...



But you're right.
I was impatient before, and it got me killed.
I'll appear when I appear, I guess.
The contract will make it easier to track her, anyway.

[avestan]

there you go thats more like it
these things take time

[endtheirworld]

That's right.
Humanity is a hive of insects.
Frustratingly difficult to stamp out, even with careful planning.
We've watched millions of iterations of their civilization flourish and have crushed each one.
I can wait for as long as it takes if it means I only need to destroy one more.
No, it will be a pleasure to destroy millions more while I search for Chaldea!
Your queen thanks you for your counsel, Avenger ☆

[avestan]

no problem
have fun ☆
still not my queen tho