Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[virtualsystem]

Don't underestimate me!

Does she have eyebrows?

[phothawgraphy]

But she's okay, right?

[starcinoma]

He already told me not to. I was just happy to find someone else who's

You know. Messed up like me. Though he says I'm different.

[virtualsystem]

RITSUKA I'M GOING TO HACK THE CONTRACT TO FORCE A SKILL SEAL INTO HER ANNOYING FACE

[fujimaru]

I'm more worried about you underestimating her
Yes? Why?

[virtualsystem]

I AM NOT STUNNED YOU'RE JUST BEING ANNOYING

[starcinoma]

Do I have to change lines to flirt with you too?

[fujimaru]

If you guys are going to flirt can you do it on a different line

[ Important things should be said three times! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! ]

[virtualsystem]

NOT RELEVANT

[virtualsystem]

IT'S NOT FLIRTING I'M GOING TO KICK HER ASS IN A COMPLETELY NON-FLIRTING WAY

1/3

[fujimaru]

Yes

[fujimaru]

[ . . . . . . ]

[phothawgraphy]

Why???

done

[fujimaru]

But I didn't think you would???

[virtualsystem]

What can a human possibly do? It's fine.

Huh.
Interesting.
Based on what I can get from the system, if she's 'a female da Vinci', based on legends and rumors, she must look like the Mona Lisa, right?

[fujimaru]

(; ω ; )ヾ(´∀`* )

[starcinoma]

We had sex. We had sex BEFORE you saved my life.

[starcinoma]

Dazzled by my beauty...

[fujimaru]

She's a mage
But she does, yeah
Or she did when it was the older one
Now she looks like the Mona Lisa, but younger
It's a long story

[fujimaru]

You are
But not in a bad way?
Just in a way that means your story is different from his
But most Servants are like that
The only time people have the same kind of issues are when they're literally different versions of the same person

[virtualsystem]

How come everyone else is getting to flirt?!

[virtualsystem]

I AM GOING TO RAM A SKILL SEAL SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT

[starcinoma]

AIOS, if you're going to flirt, Ritsuka says you have to use a different channel.

[fujimaru]

Yes but
I'm not that special????
People generally don't flirt with me ever???

[ Somewhere in the middle distance: a line of people who have tried to flirt with Ritsuka and failed due to not recognizing how bad she is at this. ]

[virtualsystem]

I'M NOT FLIRTING I'M THREATNING YOU
BESIDES HOW COME YOU GUYS GET TO FLIRT WITH RITSUKA AND I DON'T