Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

Comments

[avestan]

what the fuck how big is it

[starcinoma]

Three point one apples

[avestan]

apples come in lots of sizes
that could mean reasonable or ridiculous or REALLY ridiculous

1/2

[starcinoma]

The apples that are apple size

One moment

2/2

[starcinoma]

[ congrats, doodle. she's just

gonna send a dick pic. a dick pic which is, quite frankly, enormous. it's not even at full mast and it's very clear how it would reach aios's measurements below. ]

Three point one slightly soft apples right now

Re: 2/2

[avestan]

damn
that is one big hog

[starcinoma]

My massive hog begets nothing but destruction...

[avestan]

ill say
it would definitely destroy me

[starcinoma]

Three point one rapidly stiffening apples.

[endtheirworld]

STELLE

[starcinoma]

He started it!!

[endtheirworld]

I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT I'M FINISHING IT








ALSO YOUR QUEEN DEMANDS TO WATCH

[avestan]

wait really

[starcinoma]

How else am I supposed to respond to the idea of destroying you

[virtualsystem]

31.24cm long, 6.35 wide, with a knotted base that was 7.6 cm before becoming fully enlarged.

[avestan]

why is it like that

[virtualsystem]

BETTER QUESTION
HOW DOES SHE HAVE ENOUGH BLOOD TO GET ERECT WITHOUT PASSING OUT FROM LOSING BLOOD TO HER BRAIN

[starcinoma]

Is THAT why I get so woozy after sex??

[virtualsystem]

I don't have enough data.

[avestan]

i mean shes really dumb
she probably doesnt need that much brain blood

[virtualsystem]

She is not, don't say that.

[avestan]

she is tho

[endyourstory]

I'm pretty dumb and I think we have the same level of intellect
I can't even do math
(Spacetime navigation calculations don't count those are instinctual)

[avestan]

ehh im talking more in a lack of common sense kind of way
though that does also apply to you both

[endyourstory]

Yeah I only have comet sense
😞