Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[starcinoma]

He started it!!

[endtheirworld]

I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT I'M FINISHING IT








ALSO YOUR QUEEN DEMANDS TO WATCH

[starcinoma]

Help my apples are getting painfully hard

[endtheirworld]

STOP CALLING IT THAT

[phothawgraphy]

I would like some apple juice.

[endtheirworld]

I WANT APPLE JUICE TOO

[virtualsystem]

NOT WITHOUT ME
STELLE'S METAPHORICAL APPLES ARE MINE

[avestan]

girls girls
with a hog that huge im sure she has enough juice for all of you

[endtheirworld]

She's my girlfriend so I should get the most juice!
I shall grant March 7th and AIOS each one and a half cups of juice per every three cups I consume.
Avenger can have a tablespoon, as befits his status as the weakest Servant.
You may now praise your queen for her generosity!

[endyourstory]

Hehehe
Apples

[virtualsystem]

Wait a minute
Girlfriend?!

[endtheirworld]

Yes, girlfriend.
Do you have a problem with that?

[virtualsystem]

Of course I do!
Stelle's mine!

[avestan]

oh wow joining this chat actually was worth it

[virtualsystem]

NO ONE ASKED YOU

[avestan]

🍿🍿🍿

[endtheirworld]

You worms

For the last time, I am not taking her from anybody.
I want to.
And I could.
But I won't.
She'd hate me for it.


She can be my girlfriend and March's best friend and your...owner or whatever.
Is there anyone else who wants to deny my claim to my precious servant while we're here?

[virtualsystem]

Owner?! Don't be stupid!
She's just mine!

[read: she hasn't defined their relationship yet but she's jealous anyway]

[endtheirworld]

If you think she's just generally "yours" I'm the least you have to worry about.
Dan Heng and March and Master were all here before you.
And that's putting aside the horde of adoring fans I'm sure she has back home.
Avenger, how come I'm the one you called a brat?
At least in my case it's because I turned myself into one, apparently.

[avestan]

i mean shes not even a brat shes just a baby