Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

Comments

[starcinoma]

Three point one apples

[avestan]

apples come in lots of sizes
that could mean reasonable or ridiculous or REALLY ridiculous

1/2

[starcinoma]

The apples that are apple size

One moment

2/2

[starcinoma]

[ congrats, doodle. she's just

gonna send a dick pic. a dick pic which is, quite frankly, enormous. it's not even at full mast and it's very clear how it would reach aios's measurements below. ]

Three point one slightly soft apples right now

Re: 2/2

[avestan]

damn
that is one big hog

[starcinoma]

My massive hog begets nothing but destruction...

[avestan]

ill say
it would definitely destroy me

[starcinoma]

Three point one rapidly stiffening apples.

[endtheirworld]

STELLE

[starcinoma]

He started it!!

[endtheirworld]

I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT I'M FINISHING IT








ALSO YOUR QUEEN DEMANDS TO WATCH

[starcinoma]

Help my apples are getting painfully hard

[endtheirworld]

STOP CALLING IT THAT

[phothawgraphy]

I would like some apple juice.

[endtheirworld]

I WANT APPLE JUICE TOO

[virtualsystem]

NOT WITHOUT ME
STELLE'S METAPHORICAL APPLES ARE MINE

[avestan]

girls girls
with a hog that huge im sure she has enough juice for all of you

[endtheirworld]

She's my girlfriend so I should get the most juice!
I shall grant March 7th and AIOS each one and a half cups of juice per every three cups I consume.
Avenger can have a tablespoon, as befits his status as the weakest Servant.
You may now praise your queen for her generosity!

[endyourstory]

Hehehe
Apples

[virtualsystem]

Wait a minute
Girlfriend?!

[avestan]

wait really

[starcinoma]

How else am I supposed to respond to the idea of destroying you

[avestan]

you COULD make it into like
the more traditional kind of destroying
i didnt figure youd be interested in anything else

[starcinoma]

That was already involved in the calculations, you know

[avestan]

huh
valid
consider my apples also stiffened