Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[endtheirworld]

Always murders!
Kiana might think she's learned that murders don't solve any problem, but that's why I still exist!
To remind her MURDER SOLVES EVERY PROBLEM

[virtualsystem]

I WILL PUT YOU BOTH IN TIME OUT SO HELP ME

[avestan]

sounds like someones asking to get murdered

[endtheirworld]

No, you can't murder her.
She's not the problem here!!!

[avestan]

you cant tell me who i can or cant murder

[virtualsystem]

You literally can't murder me, anyway! There's nothing you could do to me!
NO MURDERING ANYONE

[avestan]

wow
masters out for five minutes and suddenly you think youre in charge

[virtualsystem]

I apparently have to be since I'm the only one here with COMMON SENSE.

[avestan]

nah i got plenty of common sense
that and murder arent mutually exclusive

[virtualsystem]

YES THEY ARE.

[avestan]

ok lets debate this
lets be all intellectual and shit
define common sense

[virtualsystem]

[avestan]

there you go
doesnt say anything about no murder

[virtualsystem]

MURDER IS NOT SOUND OR PRUDENT

[avestan]

why not
give one good reason

[virtualsystem]

The eternal loss of a mind from the universe is inherently a bad thing because then knowledge is lost.

[avestan]

all past present and future knowledge is stored by akasha
much more efficiently than by humans
no knowledge is ever truly removed from the universe

[endtheirworld]

He's right.
In fact, I have direct access to the Void Archives, so the only difficulty is sorting through it all ☆

[virtualsystem]

It doesn't count until you have ways to pull the information back out.

[avestan]

whos the "you" in this equation
are you just mad about the idea of information you personally cant access
thats not common sense thats just selfishness aios
theres nothing wrong with being selfish but you cant expect everyone to just satisfy your whims

[virtualsystem]

What's more selfish than killing people?!

[avestan]

i never said i wasnt selfish
try to keep up

[endtheirworld]

Also, it's actually a net decrease in selfishness.
Humans are inherently selfish, so every human killed means the world becomes less selfish even if the person killing them is also selfish.
Checkmate, bunbun ☆

[avestan]

damn your brain is huge

[endtheirworld]

Of course it is.
That's why they call me Void Queen Magical☆Sirin!