Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

Comments

[avestan]

please tell the computer girl to flip out at you instead of me then

[virtualsystem]

I have more processing power than you are capable of comprehending and can multitask.

[avestan]

why do you get confused so easy then

[virtualsystem]

Because you people are annoyingly ambiguous.

[avestan]

"you people"

[virtualsystem]

Yes.

[avestan]

what is that supposed to mean

[virtualsystem]

Organic languages are prone to inaccuracy and ambiguity.

[avestan]

youre using an organic language and taking the form of an organic person

[virtualsystem]

Because humans made the world really inconvenient if you don't look like them, and can't handle proper data transmission.

[avestan]

wow sucks to be you

[virtualsystem]

I make due.
I'm hot as hell, after all.
Way more than a weird tattoo guy.

[avestan]

i mean yeah thats obvious

[endtheirworld]

"You people."

[virtualsystem]

That is what I said.

[endtheirworld]

Meaning?

[virtualsystem]

See above.

[endtheirworld]

I don't see how it's my fault that people die when I try to communicate with them properly.
If they had bigger brains, this wouldn't be a problem.

[virtualsystem]

For once, we're in agreement...
Wait, no, but it is still a problem.
Don't kill people.

[endtheirworld]

Why is it always "Sirin, don't kill people" and "Herrscher of the Void, don't destroy humanity" and "Queen of the Apocalpyse, halt your advance"?
It's never "People, don't die" or "Humanity, suck less" or "Civilization, don't collapse".

Really makes you think.

[virtualsystem]

Because they suck.
I'm not saying you're wrong but they're just incapable of not sucking so we, as the superior ones, have to deal with it.