Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

Comments

[fujimaru]

Look out of everyone here you know how this works with me
Do you really think I went out looking

[avestan]

ok fair
heres a different point then
have you considered not contracting every weirdo who gets a crush on you

[fujimaru]

They're my friends, they don't have crushes on me
Friends flirt sometimes here it happens

[avestan]

can i get confirmation on this
does no one here have a crush on master

[fujimaru]

YOU don't
So why are you assuming anyone else does?????

[avestan]

because i know how this shit works

[fujimaru]

Not everyone at home has a thing for me either OK
We're friends

[avestan]

like 70% of them have a thing for you

[fujimaru]

I know Kiyohi comes on strong
But she does not account for 70% of the population on her own

[avestan]

do you want me to list every single servant who has a thing for you

[fujimaru]

I think we'd have to fight

[avestan]

i dont feel like writing that long of a list anyway

[fujimaru]

I really think you're overestimating it...

[avestan]

im surprised you think at all

[fujimaru]

Not about this kind of stuff I don't

[avestan]

maybe you should

[fujimaru]

Is there really a point, though?
I think the consensus is that they're friends who are attracted to me and that's not the same as having a crush on someone
And it's not likely I'm going to have a happily ever after
So why worry or think about it?

[avestan]

you know theres options between nothing and happily ever after right

[endtheirworld]

I want to crush Master.

[avestan]

see what did i say

[endyourstory]

I think she's pretty hot and it'd be cool if we had more sex
I don't know if that's a crush though

[avestan]

close enough

[virtualsystem]

I want to flirt with her but I think that's more because I feel left out.

[lifeban]

We're working on her awareness.

[starcinoma]

I want to be better friends with her. And have sex more often maybe?