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[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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day 23 evening

[virtualsystem]

So, hey.
Does anyone here want bacon?
Like, a lot of bacon.
I don't know if I should be giving it to the person I threw into the wishing well or what.
But hey, this chat probably gets first right of bacon.

Re: day 23 evening

[endyourstory]

Give GIVE

[virtualsystem]

This might actually be too much for one person...
But sure, why not.
I can split it with whoever in here wants some.

[phothawgraphy]

Bacon? YUM!

[phothawgraphy]

[virtualsystem]

Sure, you too.
Hell, why not just have everyone who wants some come to my room for it?

[phothawgraphy]

Okay! Do you have a hotplate or anything? We can have a bacon party.

[endyourstory]

Bacon party! Bacon party!

[virtualsystem]

I can make one.
Bacon party, huh...

[phothawgraphy]

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Re: day 23 evening

[avestan]

just bacon and nothing else???

[virtualsystem]

Yeah.

[avestan]

thats disgusting

[virtualsystem]

Take it up with the wishing fountain, not me.

[avestan]

why did you wish for bacon

[virtualsystem]

I didn't.
I wished for 150 points.
It appears to have granted it via giving me 150 points' worth of bacon.

[avestan]

wowee

[virtualsystem]

I'll mark you down as not wanting any, then.

[avestan]

i mean yeah i dont need to eat
and if im eating for pleasure its not going to just be plain fucking bacon with nothing accompanying it

[virtualsystem]

What would you pick, then?

[avestan]

an actual meal with more than one ingredient?