Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[virtualsystem]

are you sure

[fujimaru]

Absolutely

[virtualsystem]

okay but if she starts flirting i'd better not get left out.

[fujimaru]

She was already flirting with you??

[virtualsystem]

I WANNA FLIRT WITH YOU TOO STUPID

[fujimaru]

[ Please imagine her pointing at herself, because of course she does. ]

Um
But no one else is, so it's fine?

[virtualsystem]

Ritsuka.
Have you considered that you might just be kind of dumb about this.

[fujimaru]

No???

[virtualsystem]

I think you should consider it.

[fujimaru]

OK??

[ Listen. There are a lot of things Ritsuka is good at, and could be considered clever about, even when it comes to relations with other people.

Recognizing flirting or interest is not one of them. ]

[virtualsystem]

In my estimation and analysis as a super AI, far above humanity, with processing and computational power beyond anything an organic mind can comprehend
I can say with 99.99999% certainty
Every person in this group chat wants to flirt with you.

[fujimaru]

[ Ritsuka is typing...

Ritsuka is typing...

Ritsuka is typing...

Ritsuka is typing...

Ritsuka is typing...

Ritsuka is typing... ]

Since when????????????

[virtualsystem]

SINCE THE START.

[fujimaru]

Is this actually for real-real????????

[virtualsystem]

YES
SERVANTS SOUND OFF IF YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH RITSUKA

[phothawgraphy]

I thought we'd been flirting ever since we met.
And then we had sex and all that stuff...

[lifeban]

Ritsuka. If you try to pretend I haven't been flirting with you from the start, I'm putting you in a headlock.

[starcinoma]

Ritsuka doesn't want me to do it in this chat, though...

[virtualsystem]

And obviously me too!
SEE?

[fujimaru]

brb gonna see if a window opens so I can jump out of it

[virtualsystem]

DONT YOU DARE IM COMING TO YOUR PHONE IF YOU TRY IT

[fujimaru]

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