Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[virtualsystem]

Who's jealous!!
And I'm always cute!

[phothawgraphy]

Pretty sure it's you~

[virtualsystem]

Why would I be jealous, huh?!

[phothawgraphy]

You said you wanted to flirt, too. So...

[virtualsystem]

Yeah, well!



I'm definitely absolutely not jealous!

[She is very jealous and lonely. :(]

[phothawgraphy]

Do you need a hug? I can come give you a hug.

[virtualsystem]

Of course I don't need a hug!




But I guess if you REALLY want to come over for that I wouldn't say no, since I'm so magnanimous.

[phothawgraphy]

Okay!

[ Someone is KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AIOS. ]

[virtualsystem]

That was fast?!

[The door opens, though...]

[phothawgraphy]

[ Annnd March hugs. Sorry if your tits are getting a bit squished, AIOS. ]

[virtualsystem]

[THAT'S FINE. SHE'S USED TO THAT PART. on the other hand the hug is just. awkward?

...

AIOS sort of... reaches around... and hugs back. Extremely awkwardly.]

[phothawgraphy]

[ March continues to squeeze. Actually shoves her face a little into AIOS' tits because how can you not? ]

You're really huggable.

[ Muffled. ]

[virtualsystem]

[... march.]

Me, or my breasts?

[phothawgraphy]

...You. But your breasts are really amazing.

[ STARE. ]

Even bigger than Miss Himeko.

[virtualsystem]

Well, I'll take the praise.

[If she's turning a little red at March admitting it's her, not just her breasts: no she isn't, shut up.]

Of course they are! I'm better than any organic, remember? Who's Miss Himeko?

[phothawgraphy]

She's one of the other members of the Astral Express. She actually has red hair and big boobs, too. And she makes really bad coffee.

[ Nod nod. ]

But she has kind of a big sister feeling. You're more of a bratty little sister type.

[virtualsystem]

[On one hand, she wants to protest 'bratty'. And also 'little'.

On the other hand, 'sister' is doing a TON of work here. Just echoing in her brain. Comparison to a family member? Someone you'd care about?]

Wh- Who are you calling a b- bratty little sister-?!

[She's SO happy. The aggressive words can't even hide it.]

[phothawgraphy]

You!

[ Ehehe. March seems pleased by the effect her comparison has had on AIOS. It's obvious, really. She reaches out an ruffles AIOS' hair with an affectionate smile. ]

[virtualsystem]

I- I am not-! I'm perfect and flawless and a super AI, remember!!

[WHY THE HAIR RUFFLE why does she like this!!!]

[phothawgraphy]

Yeah, so? Being embarrassed doesn't mean you're imperfect. It means you're just a person like anyone else.

[virtualsystem]

[She wants to reflexively protest that she's not a person, she's BETTER than being a person.

But also, being acknowledged as a person is basically all she wants.

This is leaving her as a complicated, contradicting mess where she has no actual responses.]

I- Well- Ugh!!!!

[phothawgraphy]

Ehehe! Cute~.

[virtualsystem]

[She finally just gives up and hugs March.]

... Keep saying that.

[phothawgraphy]

[ March squeezes AIOS a little tighter and reaches up to pat her head. ]

You're very cute, AIOS.

[virtualsystem]

The cutest you've ever seen, right?

[sorry, march. you've unlocked 'needy pain in the ass' mode aios.]