Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[virtualsystem]

I actually pulled a lot of the data about those classes out of our contract to start parsing it.
I haven't met tattoo guy yet, but aren't Avengers supposed to be really rare?
Abnormalities in the system.

1/2

[starcinoma]

Oh, I believe that. It's pretty hard to have a less tragic backstory than me.
Honestly I've been alive for...
Three weeks? Four?
And most of them were actually pretty good.

How does he compare to the baby jail thing?

2/2

[starcinoma]

Wait how rare are Foreigners?? Do I get a special banner?

Are you a Berserker, AIOS? That might explain why you're weak to me.
Also the yelling

[virtualsystem]

I'M A FOREIGNER TOO

[starcinoma]

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So you ARE 2x weak to my charms...

[virtualsystem]

NO

[starcinoma]

It's over for you. I have bonus damage modifier against cutie patoots.

[virtualsystem]

THAT IS NOT A RECOGNIZED SERVANT TRAIT UNDER RITSUKA'S SYSTEM

[starcinoma]

Only I get it because I'm a six star.

[virtualsystem]

What are you even talking about.

[phothawgraphy]

Oh oh what class am I???

[fujimaru]

[ why is this her life suddenly. why. ]

Uhhh on a scale of one to baby jail I would probably say baby jail for sure
Also uh
I'm in a crisis situation
So
While I'm pretty sure that all of these Extra classes are going to be a problem for me later, that later is not now, so it's fine
Probably (ㆆ_ㆆ)

[virtualsystem]

Well.
At least you've got Dan Heng.
He's probably a Lancer, right?
So that's normal and reliable.

[starcinoma]

I think he should be a Beast of desire. That sounds like a cooler, sexier, more mysterious option.

Also he takes off his shirt in his final Graph update.

[fujimaru]

HES A LANCER

[starcinoma]

I know? I just said he SHOULD be a Beast.

Maybe he gets to turn into a full dragon and it's really sexy

[fujimaru]

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[starcinoma]

She's very pretty. She doesn't look much like a dragon, though.

I will still give her an eight point seven out of ten because she seems very nice

[fujimaru]

The point is that that's about the most dragon we get
Unless you count Oryou-san
But Oryou-san is technically a mizuchi so she looks more like a snake

[virtualsystem]

KNEW IT
Wait if you have Stelle and Dan Heng do you have March too?
Is she an Archer?

[fujimaru]

I got March
By accident
I'm going to be in a lot of trouble when I get home (┬┬﹏┬┬)

[virtualsystem]

That's for later.
I'm right, right?
She's an Archer?

[fujimaru]

I'm pretty sure she is?
I didn't check too closely

[lifeban]

You do realize you can just ask me to take my shirt off whenever?

[starcinoma]

...do you turn into a full dragon if you do?