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[let's beat up an old man]
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fujimaru
2023-09-25 06:22 am (UTC)
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But I didn't think you would???
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starcinoma
2023-09-25 06:25 am (UTC)
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We had sex. We had sex BEFORE you saved my life.
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fujimaru
2023-09-25 06:31 am (UTC)
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Yes but
I'm not that special????
People generally don't flirt with me ever???
[ Somewhere in the middle distance: a line of people who have tried to flirt with Ritsuka and failed due to not recognizing how bad she is at this. ]
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starcinoma
2023-09-25 06:33 am (UTC)
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You singlehandedly put me back together after a god detonated me.
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fujimaru
2023-09-25 06:33 am (UTC)
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Because we're friends
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starcinoma
2023-09-25 06:35 am (UTC)
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So everyone that couldn't put their friends back together after a god blew them up is even less special than you, right?
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fujimaru
2023-09-25 06:37 am (UTC)
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It's not even really my power though
And anyone who had it would do that for their friends, right?
[ She 100% believes that. It's just luck, not anything special about her. ]
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starcinoma
2023-09-25 06:39 am (UTC)
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Can I go to your room for a bit?
I'm not flirting. I just
I want to talk to you about something
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fujimaru
2023-09-25 06:42 am (UTC)
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Sure. Just knock when you get there.
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virtualsystem
2023-09-25 06:38 am (UTC)
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IF YOU TWO ARE FLIRTING I WANNA TOO
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fujimaru
2023-09-25 06:40 am (UTC)
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No one is flirting with me
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virtualsystem
2023-09-25 06:42 am (UTC)
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are you sure
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fujimaru
2023-09-25 06:43 am (UTC)
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Absolutely
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virtualsystem
2023-09-25 06:45 am (UTC)
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okay but if she starts flirting i'd better not get left out.
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fujimaru
2023-09-25 06:48 am (UTC)
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She was already flirting with you??
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virtualsystem
2023-09-25 06:49 am (UTC)
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I WANNA FLIRT WITH YOU TOO STUPID
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fujimaru
2023-09-25 06:53 am (UTC)
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[ Please imagine her pointing at herself, because of course she does. ]
Um
But no one else is, so it's fine?
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virtualsystem
2023-09-25 06:56 am (UTC)
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Ritsuka.
Have you considered that you might just be kind of dumb about this.
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fujimaru
2023-09-25 03:51 pm (UTC)
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No???
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virtualsystem
2023-09-26 12:11 am (UTC)
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I think you should consider it.
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fujimaru
2023-09-26 01:58 am (UTC)
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OK??
[ Listen. There are a lot of things Ritsuka is good at, and could be considered clever about, even when it comes to relations with other people.
Recognizing flirting or interest is not one of them. ]
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virtualsystem
2023-09-26 02:01 am (UTC)
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In my estimation and analysis as a super AI, far above humanity, with processing and computational power beyond anything an organic mind can comprehend
I can say with 99.99999% certainty
Every person in this group chat wants to flirt with you.
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fujimaru
2023-09-26 02:14 am (UTC)
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[ Ritsuka is typing...
Ritsuka is typing...
Ritsuka is typing...
Ritsuka is typing...
Ritsuka is typing...
Ritsuka is typing... ]
Since when????????????
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virtualsystem
2023-09-26 02:15 am (UTC)
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SINCE THE START.
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fujimaru
2023-09-26 02:27 am (UTC)
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Is this actually for real-real????????
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I'm not that special????
People generally don't flirt with me ever???
[ Somewhere in the middle distance: a line of people who have tried to flirt with Ritsuka and failed due to not recognizing how bad she is at this. ]
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And anyone who had it would do that for their friends, right?
[ She 100% believes that. It's just luck, not anything special about her. ]
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Can I go to your room for a bit?
I'm not flirting. I just
I want to talk to you about something
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Sure. Just knock when you get there.
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Um
But no one else is, so it's fine?
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Have you considered that you might just be kind of dumb about this.
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[ Listen. There are a lot of things Ritsuka is good at, and could be considered clever about, even when it comes to relations with other people.
Recognizing flirting or interest is not one of them. ]
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I can say with 99.99999% certainty
Every person in this group chat wants to flirt with you.
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Ritsuka is typing...
Ritsuka is typing...
Ritsuka is typing...
Ritsuka is typing...
Ritsuka is typing... ]
Since when????????????
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