Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[fujimaru]

No immediate blackmail either!!

[ that choice of phrasing was deliberate, ]

[virtualsystem]

[AIOS changed the channel name to Blackmailing That Old Man.]

[fujimaru]

AIOS?
AIOS
AIOS I think he might be an old man

[virtualsystem]

Of course he is.
He's got white hair and he was old enough to put Dan Heng in jail as a baby(?)
I'm not sure on the details but I heard something about "baby jail" and so I'm pretty sure I want to ruin his life now.

[fujimaru]

The baby jail stuff is Dan Heng's issue
So if he says no listen to him

[virtualsystem]

Booo. Fine.

[AIOS changed the channel name to Ritsuka's Servants Groupchat]

But I still want to ruin that old man's time here.

[fujimaru]

I want to be his friend

[virtualsystem]

Even though he's a baby jailer?

btw do you have any other Servants I should be adding here. I felt more connections when I was establishing our contract.

[fujimaru]

He was not an ON PURPOSE baby jailer
So we can boo him but we can't do more than that

Uh also yes
Only one of them was homegrown though

[virtualsystem]

I think we can. The world is full of endless possibilities and some of those possibilities involve justified bullying of an old man.

Who are they? Or you can add them too.

[starcinoma]

The hoemgrown one is like me but worse. You shouldn't talk to him, AIOS.

[ like her but worse? the sadism? the cruelty? ]

He told me I was unfunny

[fujimaru]

There's one of them right now

[starcinoma]

Tattoo guy, right?

I tried to bond with him and he just told me how much cooler he was than me. And edgier. I can't even do that right anymore...

[fujimaru]

He's an Avenger, so that's sort of their thing
They're all about revenge and resentment and being the edgiest person in the room
He actually does have a tragic backstory though

[virtualsystem]

I actually pulled a lot of the data about those classes out of our contract to start parsing it.
I haven't met tattoo guy yet, but aren't Avengers supposed to be really rare?
Abnormalities in the system.

1/2

[starcinoma]

Oh, I believe that. It's pretty hard to have a less tragic backstory than me.
Honestly I've been alive for...
Three weeks? Four?
And most of them were actually pretty good.

How does he compare to the baby jail thing?

2/2

[starcinoma]

Wait how rare are Foreigners?? Do I get a special banner?

Are you a Berserker, AIOS? That might explain why you're weak to me.
Also the yelling

[virtualsystem]

I'M A FOREIGNER TOO

[starcinoma]

[ ... ]

So you ARE 2x weak to my charms...

[virtualsystem]

NO

[starcinoma]

It's over for you. I have bonus damage modifier against cutie patoots.

[fujimaru]

[ why is this her life suddenly. why. ]

Uhhh on a scale of one to baby jail I would probably say baby jail for sure
Also uh
I'm in a crisis situation
So
While I'm pretty sure that all of these Extra classes are going to be a problem for me later, that later is not now, so it's fine
Probably (ㆆ_ㆆ)

[virtualsystem]

Well.
At least you've got Dan Heng.
He's probably a Lancer, right?
So that's normal and reliable.

[starcinoma]

I think he should be a Beast of desire. That sounds like a cooler, sexier, more mysterious option.

Also he takes off his shirt in his final Graph update.

[fujimaru]

HES A LANCER