Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[starcinoma]

See, I said that earlier in the thread? I feel like you're being very disrespectful by ignoring those posts

[virtualsystem]

MORE DETAIL

[starcinoma]

I asked the front desk for a potion that would make us fit perfectly together.

Because of my hog.


I'm very sorry.

[virtualsystem]

Is this because of my survey.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean for you to START DOING WEIRD DEMON POTIONS ABOUT IT

[starcinoma]

No? You're the only one who's complained, and I think it's cute when you do that. I'm not going to try and change you.
Besides, you can just deal with the size.
Finality too

But if I do that to Ritsuka, she might die??

[virtualsystem]

[don't get distracted by stelle calling you cute don't get distracted by stelle calling you cute don't get distracted--]

So how did the potion turn into demon summoning.

[starcinoma]

I gave her the potion and she turned into a demon.

[virtualsystem]

So
I guess what we've learned is, when requesting potions and stuff, be specific about what you want.

[endyourstory]

AIOS are you like the team mom

[virtualsystem]

IF I AM THEN WE HAVE PROBLEMS BECAUSE I AM NOT EVEN ORGANIC.

[avestan]

what the fuck how big is it

[starcinoma]

Three point one apples

[avestan]

apples come in lots of sizes
that could mean reasonable or ridiculous or REALLY ridiculous

1/2

[starcinoma]

The apples that are apple size

One moment

2/2

[starcinoma]

[ congrats, doodle. she's just

gonna send a dick pic. a dick pic which is, quite frankly, enormous. it's not even at full mast and it's very clear how it would reach aios's measurements below. ]

Three point one slightly soft apples right now

Re: 2/2

[avestan]

damn
that is one big hog

[starcinoma]

My massive hog begets nothing but destruction...

[avestan]

ill say
it would definitely destroy me

[virtualsystem]

31.24cm long, 6.35 wide, with a knotted base that was 7.6 cm before becoming fully enlarged.

[avestan]

why is it like that

[virtualsystem]

BETTER QUESTION
HOW DOES SHE HAVE ENOUGH BLOOD TO GET ERECT WITHOUT PASSING OUT FROM LOSING BLOOD TO HER BRAIN

[starcinoma]

Is THAT why I get so woozy after sex??

[virtualsystem]

I don't have enough data.

[avestan]

i mean shes really dumb
she probably doesnt need that much brain blood

[virtualsystem]

She is not, don't say that.