Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

Comments

[avestan]

ok first of all i never claimed to be a useful servant
second if shes been getting attacked aside from the monster thing the other day she hasnt told me about it

[virtualsystem]

It wasn't really an attack...
I just had to write a program to throttle her mana upload to Servants.

[avestan]

wait am i getting this right
you made a contract with her
to help her deal with the mana drain

[virtualsystem]

Yeah.
It was easy to reverse the direction of mana flow so I was providing her with extra power.
And then I wrote the upload throttle.

[avestan]

you know what
sure
why the fuck not

[virtualsystem]

Are you starting to understand how amazing I am?

[avestan]

uh huh
so are you planning to come to our world too

[virtualsystem]

Yeah. I heard you guys could use the help.
And I wanna meet this da Vinci-chan.

[avestan]

so you know that
assuming its possible for you to come over somehow
assuming the world gets saved and so on
if everything does work out
shes not going to be able to protect you

[virtualsystem]

Protect me from what.
Humans?
I'm above humanity.
And I don't plan to stick around after everything, anyway.

[avestan]

the clocktower
theyre all about messing with shit thats above them
but hey sounds like youve got everything figured out

[endyourstory]

Oh, I attacked her

[avestan]

please tell the computer girl to flip out at you instead of me then

[virtualsystem]

I have more processing power than you are capable of comprehending and can multitask.

[avestan]

why do you get confused so easy then

[virtualsystem]

Because you people are annoyingly ambiguous.

[avestan]

"you people"

[virtualsystem]

Yes.

[avestan]

what is that supposed to mean

[virtualsystem]

Organic languages are prone to inaccuracy and ambiguity.

[avestan]

youre using an organic language and taking the form of an organic person

[endtheirworld]

"You people."

[virtualsystem]

That is what I said.

[endtheirworld]

Meaning?

[virtualsystem]

See above.