Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

Comments

[endyourstory]

Pics

1/2

[starcinoma]

I don't have pictures. It would be weird and disrespectful to take a photo of someone immediately after sex.

2/2

[starcinoma]

Wait. Never mind, I did take one

Re: 2/2

[endyourstory]

WHERE IS SHE

[starcinoma]

If I knew I'd be trying to address the "our Master is a demon" problem already.

[endyourstory]

Is it a problem she's so cute and hot????
Semen demon Master
If it were me I'd never let her out of my sight

[virtualsystem]

I'm going to find her just to protect her from you two

[endyourstory]

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[starcinoma]

AIOS, you should be careful. She's acting... Weird. Different.

[virtualsystem]

How so?

[starcinoma]

She may have developed a taste for blood, for one thing.

[virtualsystem]

WHAT DID YOU DO

[starcinoma]

See, I said that earlier in the thread? I feel like you're being very disrespectful by ignoring those posts

[virtualsystem]

MORE DETAIL

[starcinoma]

I asked the front desk for a potion that would make us fit perfectly together.

Because of my hog.


I'm very sorry.

[virtualsystem]

Is this because of my survey.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean for you to START DOING WEIRD DEMON POTIONS ABOUT IT

[starcinoma]

No? You're the only one who's complained, and I think it's cute when you do that. I'm not going to try and change you.
Besides, you can just deal with the size.
Finality too

But if I do that to Ritsuka, she might die??

[virtualsystem]

[don't get distracted by stelle calling you cute don't get distracted by stelle calling you cute don't get distracted--]

So how did the potion turn into demon summoning.

[starcinoma]

I gave her the potion and she turned into a demon.

[avestan]

what the fuck how big is it

[starcinoma]

Three point one apples

[avestan]

apples come in lots of sizes
that could mean reasonable or ridiculous or REALLY ridiculous

1/2

[starcinoma]

The apples that are apple size

One moment

[virtualsystem]

31.24cm long, 6.35 wide, with a knotted base that was 7.6 cm before becoming fully enlarged.

[avestan]

why is it like that