Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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not at all locked

[starcinoma]

I bet if I pushed you against a wall you'd forget about Skill Seal quick

Re: not at all locked

[fujimaru]

If you guys are going to flirt can you do it on a different line

[starcinoma]

I'm not flirting. I'm figuring out ways to keep my taunt up.

[fujimaru]

If you guys are going to flirt can you do it on a different line

[ Important things should be said three times. She will do it again if she has to. ]

[virtualsystem]

RITSUKA I'M GOING TO HACK THE CONTRACT TO FORCE A SKILL SEAL INTO HER ANNOYING FACE

[fujimaru]

If you guys are going to flirt can you do it on a different line

[ Important things should be said three times! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! ]

[virtualsystem]

IT'S NOT FLIRTING I'M GOING TO KICK HER ASS IN A COMPLETELY NON-FLIRTING WAY

[fujimaru]

(; ω ; )ヾ(´∀`* )

[starcinoma]

Do I have to change lines to flirt with you too?

1/3

[fujimaru]

Yes

[fujimaru]

[ . . . . . . ]

done

[fujimaru]

But I didn't think you would???

[starcinoma]

We had sex. We had sex BEFORE you saved my life.

[fujimaru]

Yes but
I'm not that special????
People generally don't flirt with me ever???

[ Somewhere in the middle distance: a line of people who have tried to flirt with Ritsuka and failed due to not recognizing how bad she is at this. ]

[starcinoma]

You singlehandedly put me back together after a god detonated me.

[fujimaru]

Because we're friends

[virtualsystem]

IF YOU TWO ARE FLIRTING I WANNA TOO

not at all locked either

[virtualsystem]

SHUT UP THAT'S DIFFERENT

[starcinoma]

That's a one turn stun. I got the taunt off again.

[virtualsystem]

I AM NOT STUNNED YOU'RE JUST BEING ANNOYING

[starcinoma]

Dazzled by my beauty...

[virtualsystem]

I AM GOING TO RAM A SKILL SEAL SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT

[starcinoma]

AIOS, if you're going to flirt, Ritsuka says you have to use a different channel.

[virtualsystem]

I'M NOT FLIRTING I'M THREATNING YOU
BESIDES HOW COME YOU GUYS GET TO FLIRT WITH RITSUKA AND I DON'T

[starcinoma]

I don't. Ritsuka told me I have to take it to PM if I want to do that.