Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[avestan]

also
how many of you are there in here

[virtualsystem]

Aside from Ritsuka
There's me, Stelle, March, Dan Heng, Kiana, and you.

[avestan]

and shes made contracts with all of you????

[virtualsystem]

As far as I know, yeah.

[avestan]

why is she like this

[virtualsystem]

I've been asking myself the same question...

[avestan]

so whyd you agree to the contract

[virtualsystem]

Someone has to keep her alive.

[avestan]

???

[virtualsystem]

And you don't seem to be doing a very good job of it.

[avestan]

ok first of all i never claimed to be a useful servant
second if shes been getting attacked aside from the monster thing the other day she hasnt told me about it

[virtualsystem]

It wasn't really an attack...
I just had to write a program to throttle her mana upload to Servants.

[avestan]

wait am i getting this right
you made a contract with her
to help her deal with the mana drain

[virtualsystem]

Yeah.
It was easy to reverse the direction of mana flow so I was providing her with extra power.
And then I wrote the upload throttle.

[avestan]

you know what
sure
why the fuck not

[virtualsystem]

Are you starting to understand how amazing I am?

[avestan]

uh huh
so are you planning to come to our world too

[virtualsystem]

Yeah. I heard you guys could use the help.
And I wanna meet this da Vinci-chan.

[endyourstory]

Oh, I attacked her

[avestan]

please tell the computer girl to flip out at you instead of me then

[virtualsystem]

I have more processing power than you are capable of comprehending and can multitask.

[avestan]

why do you get confused so easy then

[virtualsystem]

Because you people are annoyingly ambiguous.

[avestan]

"you people"

[endtheirworld]

"You people."