Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[starcinoma]

Oh. Did you not know about this?
There's a five foot ring of glass in the beach where I detonated.

[virtualsystem]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS PEOPLE FIGHTING THE WEIRD MONSTERS

1/3

[starcinoma]

I guess it'd probably be easier to explain...

2/3

[starcinoma]

Sirin was angry that I wanted to prove I was still worth something as a human. Or that was part of it? Mostly she wanted to prove I was hers. I think she was jealous. So she tried to overload me and burn my existence from the inside until nothing but the Stellaron was left. And when she did that, my body evaporated, I turned into a Trailblazer-sized ball of light, accelerated to lightspeed and converted back into mass, instantly annihilating her. I mean, she didn't die. Maybe? She IS a god. But I completely destroyed her physical body, and I think she even reverted to just... being a concept, for a while. Anyways, my body was basically falling apart after that. I have new scars even now? I went down to the casino, in case I lost control of myself again, but Ritsuka goes down there and cleans because she's too good for this world. She made a contract with me, supplied my body with enough prana to keep me stabilized in a humanoid form, and then we ate canned oden for the first time. It tasted like home on a rainy day, but mostly fish.

3/3

[starcinoma]

There. That clears things up.

[virtualsystem]

[AIOS has gone offline.]

[starcinoma]

...are you about to teleport out of my phone and yell at me?

[virtualsystem]

well it takes the fun out of it if you see it coming.
WHAT THE HELL STELLE.

[starcinoma]

Sorry. You're a little predictable.
In a cute way though.

[virtualsystem]

CUTE LATER
WHY ARE YOU SO OKAY WITH THIS
STOP GETTING HURT

1/3

[starcinoma]

I haven't gotten hurt since then? That was unexpected. A one-time thing. I'm pretty sure it's only because of the overlap between Void, Finality and Destruction anyway, so it wouldn't matter unless I

2/3

[starcinoma]

[ a long pause.

stelle is typing...

stelle is no longer typing.

stelle is typing...

stelle is no longer typing. ]

3/3

[starcinoma]

For completely unrelated reasons, I should mention that I invited Kiana and Sirin onto to the Express too. As long as Dan Heng and March approve.

[virtualsystem]

I'm not approving! Not if they're going to try to kill you!

[starcinoma]

I don't think she will...
We talked a lot about it yesterday.

In between the.
I mean. You know

[virtualsystem]

In between the trying to kill you?!

[starcinoma]

She didn't try to kill me yesterday. Even if it looked like it.
It was just... really, really violent sex.

She got a lot more hurt than I did if it helps?

[virtualsystem]

It doesn't help!
You're not allowed to get hurt!

Re: 3/3

[phothawgraphy]

I like Kiana!
I've never met Sirin.

[starcinoma]

They're sisters. And also the same person.

[phothawgraphy]

Oh, wow.
That must be complicated.
Does this mean I slept with Sirin too???

[starcinoma]

Yes. But also, no.
You haven't slept with Sirin but she probably remembers what it's like to sleep with you.

[virtualsystem]

BE MORE ALARMED ABOUT THE OTHER PART

[phothawgraphy]

Why?
Stelle is way tougher than she looks.

[virtualsystem]

SHE GOT DESTROYED BY HER OWN ADMISSION