Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[starcinoma]

I ask of you: aren't you my Master?

[ SHE SAID THE LINE. OR. CLOSE ENOUGH ]

[fujimaru]

Yes but what's this about you coming home with me??
You know that's a bad idea right?????

[virtualsystem]

She'd better be coming if I am! No way I'm letting her ditch me now!

[fujimaru]

SINCE WHEN WERE YOU COMING TOO??????????

[virtualsystem]

You said that was a possibility when we made that contract!

[fujimaru]

A possibility is not a guarantee!!
I thought you'd be working to make sure that didn't happen??

[virtualsystem]

Well, it doesn't matter anymore since I was going to the Astral Express after this and apparently they're going to you!

[fujimaru]

I only thought it was going to be Dan Heng until this conversation?????????????????

[virtualsystem]

Well, the good news is, I guess we can find whoever the mastermind behind your problems are and hit them with a FTL train?

[fujimaru]

I don't think it's going to be that easy
Also why is the train coming
Is the train a person too

[virtualsystem]

It's a FTL train.
I think it goes where it wants.

[fujimaru]

THAT MEANS IT'S A PERSON DOESN'T IT

[virtualsystem]

That depends on what kind of AI is being used to drive it.
If it's capable of actually making choices based on free will and its own values and personality, or if it just has an elaborate deterministic system to provide its next outcome.

[starcinoma]

I was going to tell you the day we contracted, actually. But it slipped my mind on account of my Spirit Origin nearly getting eradicated.

Now that I've typed that I have no idea if that's actually how it works??

[virtualsystem]

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Okay. Forgiven, I guess. That does sound more important also WHAT THE FUCK STELLE

[starcinoma]

Oh. Did you not know about this?
There's a five foot ring of glass in the beach where I detonated.

[virtualsystem]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS PEOPLE FIGHTING THE WEIRD MONSTERS

1/3

[starcinoma]

I guess it'd probably be easier to explain...

2/3

[starcinoma]

Sirin was angry that I wanted to prove I was still worth something as a human. Or that was part of it? Mostly she wanted to prove I was hers. I think she was jealous. So she tried to overload me and burn my existence from the inside until nothing but the Stellaron was left. And when she did that, my body evaporated, I turned into a Trailblazer-sized ball of light, accelerated to lightspeed and converted back into mass, instantly annihilating her. I mean, she didn't die. Maybe? She IS a god. But I completely destroyed her physical body, and I think she even reverted to just... being a concept, for a while. Anyways, my body was basically falling apart after that. I have new scars even now? I went down to the casino, in case I lost control of myself again, but Ritsuka goes down there and cleans because she's too good for this world. She made a contract with me, supplied my body with enough prana to keep me stabilized in a humanoid form, and then we ate canned oden for the first time. It tasted like home on a rainy day, but mostly fish.

3/3

[starcinoma]

There. That clears things up.

[virtualsystem]

[AIOS has gone offline.]

[starcinoma]

...are you about to teleport out of my phone and yell at me?

[virtualsystem]

well it takes the fun out of it if you see it coming.
WHAT THE HELL STELLE.

[starcinoma]

Sorry. You're a little predictable.
In a cute way though.

[virtualsystem]

CUTE LATER
WHY ARE YOU SO OKAY WITH THIS
STOP GETTING HURT