Ritsuka's Servants groupchat

[virtualsystem]

[let's beat up an old man]

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[virtualsystem]

[Added Ritsuka to the group chat
Added Dan Heng to the group chat]

So. Old man with the big hair. We beating him up more now?

[fujimaru]

You saw that?? (┬┬﹏┬┬)
Of course you saw that
No
No we aren't
I got it out of my system

[virtualsystem]

Got it.
Blackmail, then.
I'm better at that than violence anyway.

[fujimaru]

No immediate blackmail either!!

[ that choice of phrasing was deliberate, ]

[virtualsystem]

[AIOS changed the channel name to Blackmailing That Old Man.]

[fujimaru]

AIOS?
AIOS
AIOS I think he might be an old man

[virtualsystem]

Of course he is.
He's got white hair and he was old enough to put Dan Heng in jail as a baby(?)
I'm not sure on the details but I heard something about "baby jail" and so I'm pretty sure I want to ruin his life now.

[fujimaru]

The baby jail stuff is Dan Heng's issue
So if he says no listen to him

[virtualsystem]

Booo. Fine.

[AIOS changed the channel name to Ritsuka's Servants Groupchat]

But I still want to ruin that old man's time here.

[lifeban]

What?
No.

[virtualsystem]

[AIOS changed the channel name to Blackmailing That Old Man]

Got it.

[lifeban]

Thanks.
You won't win in blackmail against him, for the record.
But he's not my enemy.

[virtualsystem]

Don't underestimate me.
I can get the dirt on just about anyone.

[lifeban]

I figured.
It's the consequences of that which won't be worth it.

[virtualsystem]

What do you mean?

[lifeban]

A lot of dirt on him is also dirt on me.
And he's avoided being unseated for some 700 years.
I'd prefer you not figure out how firsthand.

[virtualsystem]

What could he possibly do to me?
It's fine.
I'll just scrape his phone for anything juicy. That won't involve you here.

[starcinoma]

[ Trailblazer has joined the chat. ]

How did you find me?
I already swore I'd never go back

[virtualsystem]

Hey Stelle?
When you invited me to join the Astral Express, did you ever plan on telling me that you had signed up for Ritsuka's thing and weren't going to be there yourself?!

1/2

[starcinoma]

No? By the time I signed up to go with Ritsuka we'd already agreed the Astral Express would go with us.

2/2

[starcinoma]

Wait. Who is this?
There's a few people that should be mad at me right now.

[fujimaru]

Wait
Wait wait wait wait wait
You're coming too??

[ GUESS WHO DIDN'T FIND OUT THAT STELLE AND MARCH DECIDED TO COME ALONG, ]

[starcinoma]

I ask of you: aren't you my Master?

[ SHE SAID THE LINE. OR. CLOSE ENOUGH ]

[fujimaru]

Yes but what's this about you coming home with me??
You know that's a bad idea right?????

[virtualsystem]

She'd better be coming if I am! No way I'm letting her ditch me now!